peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."

William ShakespeareAs You Like It (via feellng)

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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